As you may be aware, I like lists. They're a nice respite from the manner in which I usually consume my facts, namely books. Nothing wrong with books in and of itself, but sometimes I wish they would just hurry up and get to the point already. Anyway, today I bring new lists, courtesy of Cap'n Wacky. It's apparently a website or something. Here we go!
Grievances I Have With Lamp Dealers*
Guiness World Records No One Wants To Break
Jokes That Would Be Offensively Racist If Cupcakes Were A Minority Group In Addition To Being A Delicious Baked Good
Losing Candidates' Campaign Slogans*
Monsters, What Are YOU Scared Of?
Passages You Don't Want To Read In The Review Of Your Band's Latest Gig*
Pirates' Pet Peeves
Phrases That Sound Like Clichés Even Though Probably No One Has ever Said Them Before
Rejected Prom Themes*
Song Titles In Batman: The Musical
Things That Were Written On A Page From The Notebook Of The Guy Who Came Up With The Aphorism "I Wept That I Had No Shoes Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet"
Things To Do In The Last Moments Of Your Life After You've Realized Your Parachute Just Didn't Open*
Titles Of Harry Potter Fanfic We'd Rather Not Read*
What's Your Ringtone And Why?
That is all.
P.S.: Anyone notice the resemblance between a young Carlos Santana and Richard Pryor?
I'm pretty perceptive that way.
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