Here's part one. Alrighty then, I'll just jump right in here. There have been some updates since last year's post. Notable among them are:
- Band Names That, When Announced From The Stage, Elicit The Most Tepid Responses
- Categories I'd Be Sure To Win In On The Show Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?*
- Dance Dance Revolution
- Footnotes, Endnotes and Parentheticals That Cost Me Marks On My Thesis*
- Jokes I Came Up With While Recovering From Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
- Phrases I'd Rather Not Be Used At My Funeral*
- Planned Sequels To Nicolas Cage's Upcoming Film Bangkok Dangerous*
- Rarely Used Parenthetical Statements
- The Final Standings In A Contest To Create An Emoticon For The Most Seemingly Impossible To Depict State Of Being
- Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful
- Top Ten Best Ever*
Umm. I guess that's about it. Here, have some highlights from the World Juggling Federation's 04-05 season, set to a fairly decent and sadly unfindable (I guess you'll just have to buy it, you cheapskates) Fatboy Slim song, That Old Pair Of Jeans.
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