COLD FUSION! (But Not Really)

This May, the US government in Iraq deployed "trash-fed generators" that turn plastics and cardboard into pellets that are then super-heated to release a synthetic gas. This gas is then used to power 60-watt generators. As low-grade awesome this might seem, prophets such as myself can see that this innovation brings us one step closer to the average citizen powering their cars with a Mr. Fusion.

The FUTURE!