Awesomest Thing

And yes, "awesomest" is a word. Hold on... I'm just now getting word from my spell-checker that says otherwise. Well screw you, spell-checker.

I think the best thing is the expression on the guards face. "I don't know what you think you're doing, but I'll let you... Oh, I see what you did there. NICE." I like to think that every cop in my life will be this understanding. So far, I've been disappointed in this respect.